goose

even the best intentions sometimes go awry. today was like that.

set the alarm. overslept. should have stayed there. it was definitely the best part of my day.

i had made up my mind that today would be different. i'd go in to work and expect the best, create the sort of culture that i miss, and enjoy the contribution i can make. (see: sunshine)

that lasted until about 11:53am when i received a scathing email from mr.unfortunatelybutappropriatelynamed in the corner office. i literally thought, 'i wish i were a duck.' there's a cloud sitting over my desk and the rain keeps on coming down. a duck superhero suit would certainly help it roll off my back.

(checking ebay for a duck suit real quick.)

duck, duck, goose. the goose jumps up and runs. i feel like running. away.

d: to center myself in the flow and catch a current.
b: calm and appropriate response to an inappropriate message
g: 31 cent scoop day.